Well, watching the results dribble in–I must’ve hit “reload” twenty times in the last five minutes–is just plain excruciating. And occurs to me that Mark may be able to alleviate the pain, imparting knowledge and some of his lovely prose. Questions for Mr. Steyn:

According to the map in the New York Times, just a single New Hampshire county, Strafford County, has so far begun reporting results. What’s that county like? Any good reason it would lean more heavily toward Hillary and McCain than would other counties? What can we expect when the upcountry votes start to come in? And what about Portsmouth? Is it as blue-collar as it used to be when I was in college? (Come to think of it, nothing is as blue-collar as it was during my four years at Dartmouth.) But would you expect Portsmouth to go for Hillary? Is Hanover big enough to dominate the vote in Grafton County? If so, can we expect Grafton to go in a big way for Obama?

I sit, and I wait.