Mouse #1: Okay, coast is clear. What do we do?
Mouse #2: I know! We’ll clone things. She hates cloning.
Mouse #3: I think she only hates cloning people.
Mouse #1: Who would want to clone people? Aren’t there enough of them already?
Mouse #3: Exactly. Here’s my idea: we’ll scorn the Eighties.
Mouse #2: Fantastic! All things from the Eighties are hereby scorned!
Mouse #1: Scorn you, Duran Duran’s early work! Scorn you!
Mouse #3: And we’ll praise “Star Trek”!
Mouse #2: All things “Star Trek” are praised!
Mouse #1: Wait. “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and four of the “Star Trek” movies are from the Eighties.
Mouse #2: So?
Mouse #1: We can’t very well praise what we’ve already scorned.
Mouse #2: Right.
Mouse #1: Want to recite dialogue from Monty Python movies?
Mouse #2 and Mouse #3 : Oooooooooh.





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