Re the hygienic light-skinned Negro, more hilarious behind-the-scenes banter from the Diversity Enforcers on the Democratic party plantation. The First Black President explains his thinking:

The day after Iowa, [Bill Clinton] phoned Kennedy and pressed for an endorsement, making the case for his wife. But Bill then went on, belittling Obama in a manner that deeply offended Kennedy. Recounting the conversation later to a friend, Teddy fumed that Clinton had said, A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.

Well, Ted maybe . . .

Can’t wait for Bill on the first gay president:

A few years ago, this guy would have been doing John Edwards’ hair . . .