From, well, Chaka (who really is a great and smart kid, who will nonetheless be called Chaka for the rest of his days):

I realize tonight after a quick Google search that I haven’t been
following the Corner well enough to know the legacy of Chaka that’s been
created. This ignorance on my part may be because whenever things go
wrong I’m usually stuck freezing my better half off in a
temperature-controlled man-trapped video-monitored cage-enclosed network
command center.
Probably also because I spend most of the workday under my desk trying
to locate a giant strawberry. Anyways, I’d like to step out of my cage
for a minute to say I appreciate any and all attention given. I’d like
to think of it as a term of endearment.
Until next time,
Chaka