An e-mail:

I *REFUSE* even to be in the same state with people who think the execrable Road House is a good-bad movie.
Forget abortion, gay marriage, Paris Hilton and all the rest. The United States is only inviting the Wrath of God by allowing Patrick Swayze to make movies here.

I promise Road House is not on my list. No Swayze movie is…although…no…maybe…no, no. A “DD” belongs on the pop music list only. So don’t let that or anything else keep you from your NRO date in Chicago.