“Married with Children” fans are e-mailing in to remind me of great lines

from that greatest of all sitcoms.

A particular favorite:

(Al enters the house)

Kelly and Bud: “Dad! Mom sold the TV to buy plane tickets and she and Marcy

went to Vegas! She didn’t say anything about coming back! Dad, what are we

going to do about her?”

Al (Staring at the empty table in shock): “Kids, let’s not gloss over this

TV thing…”

Yes, folks: Once upon a time there were sitcoms that guys could watch

without squirming.