e-mail: “Boy Rich, you never stray off-message for even a second, do you? =) Okay, you got me… I read NRO daily and often get NROnDeadTree at the newsstand around the corner from the office… but until this morning I was not a subscriber. Out of freeloading guilt (and palpable fear that I might suddenly start receiving fake Nigerian-scam-mail imploring me to subscribe to NR), I did the honourable thing and anted up. I wouldn’t want to see Jonah & Cosmo selling pencils out of a tin cup due to my being a cheapskate. Keep up the good work!”