So far this is the winner from the DeLong comments section:

Not only is Jonie stupid (like most bonehead conservanazis), he doens’t want to go into history. DON’T GO THERE GOLDBERG. Or else people might learn about your sorid history. Yes, we know about your family’s connection to Pinnoche and the Nazi Party. We know you work for PNAC and take payments directly from Isreal and Oil Companies. We know that you correspond directly with Rove to trick people into supporting your crooked little GOP. We know whose family owned slaves (look at his last name).
How’s that for a history lesson?