Muppet News Flash: Lindsey Graham once again leaps into the arms of jackassery.

But you know, Jack, I may be a Cold War nostalgist, but I think I’d rather we had a government that did nefarious deeds and didn’t talk about them than a government that talks about nefarious deeds and doesn’t do them.

One has to admire the professionalism of whoever is killing all those Iranian nuclear scientists without so much as a press release.