Here’s the WaPo subhead for a story on Bobby Jindal’s presidential prospects:

Jindal May Prove To be Republicans’ Version of Obama

What? You mean Jindal’s a post-American political radical who’s never held a real job and was catapulted to political success because of his race? Because I thought he was a sober patriot, rooted in his native Louisiana, who’s been successfully handling significant executive responsibilities since he was 25. Maybe that’s some other guy I’m thinking of.