From a reader:

Dear Unfunny Racist,
That’s very disappointing about Cracked. Not only because I wrote something for Cracked once, but also because the guy who runs the place, David Wong (not his real name), is something of a conservative. You’ve probably already seen the Ultimate War Simulation article – that was some of the best writing about the Iraq War I’d ever seen, all cleverly disguised as a funny article about video games.
-Ryan