From a reader:

Oh man, I really missed the boat. I’m a couple of days late. This was REALLY my moment! Like the Far Side with the dogs when the giant mailman is attacking the city.
I am one of only three world class authorities on pancreatitis who also happen to be card carrying Reagan Republicans. For verification….[Details Removed]. I can interpret the news about Ashcroft’s pancreas in an understandable and meaningful fashion, throwing in fascinating hypotheses on the molecular pathogensis of gallstone pancreatitis.
Hello, are you still awake? Hello?……..