The opening to my column today:

I’m writing this before the results from Ohio and Texas are known. And in an election year where events have been brutally unkind to predictions, it seems folly to pronounce Hillary Clinton a dead woman walking, but I’m going to do it anyway. After all, the great difference between pundits and coroners is that pundits don’t need to wait for actual death to commence the autopsy.

Democratic race is now officially the Marathon of the Undead. Everyone should feel free to extend that metaphor as far as they feel appropriate.