Passing by the newsstand at Penn Station yesterday, I noticed that the current issue of Rolling Stone carries a teaser on the cover saying: “Campaign ‘08—The GOP’s Weirdest Nut Job.”

Oh, good, I thought, Ron Paul’s getting more coverage—where it really counts!

“Imagine my dismay” (as Victorian novels used to say) when, on peeping inside the magazine (No! I do NOT stand reading magazines at newsstands when the proprietor’s distracted by paying customers! Never!) I saw that the article wasn’t about Ron at all. The GOP’s weirdest nut job, according to Rolling Stone, is … Mike Huckabee.