On the front of yesterday’s Style Section in the Washington Post was supposed sexpot author Periel Aschenbrand, author of the supposedly serious book “The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own.” (How tedious is that “wit” by now?) The Post’s Teresa Wiltz championed her “sex-positive feminism” and her line of T-shirts, first inspired by radical kooks like Noam Chomsky and bell “Capital Letters Are Patriarchal” hooks. The Post will do anything to highlight Bush haters, even publicize the “Greaseman” radio show for the first time in eons.

But the Post story leaves out what the Amazon page quickly puts in. Publishers Weekly’s review noted: “Many of Aschenbrand’s opinions pertain to religion. For example, she can’t believe a friend is a Mormon: ‘I was like, insofar as I’m concerned, the Mormon missionaries are like serial killers in that they prey on people weaker than themselves.’ Christians? The ‘pope knows that God doesn’t exist. That’s the secret of his f—ing power.’” And she won’t board a flight because an Arab who looks like a terrorist is boarding. Have we offended everyone yet?