$450K! If I knew there were jobs that paid that kind of shmundo for media criticism, I would have….well, I don’t know what I would have done. But if there’s anyone out there interested in snapping me up for something close to a half-million a year please tell me what I would have needed to do and I will start doing it! As long as I don’t have to lie, break the law or have lunch with people like Arianna Huffington.