Ok. It has been more than 24 hours and I still haven’t managed to read the whole Washington Post profile on John Kerry. Go ahead, see how you do, if you haven’t. I physically can’t. I break down laughing with each new sentence. “Kerry, 59, is the only combat veteran in the field. He stands 6-foot-4. He rides a Harley, plays ice hockey, snowboards, windsurfs, kitesurfs, and has such thick, aggressive hair he uses a brush with metal teeth.” He ain’t no dove, either. He kills ‘em. He eats them. “He’s no weenie.” !