Dan Rather is going to interview the 86 year-old former secretary of Lt. Col Killian. I hope he grills her like Sam Kinison quizzing Rodney Dangerfield in “Back to School.”

Dan Rather: Is it possible thaat Lt. Col. Killian wrote these memos when you were sick one day? Or on vacation? Or perhaps you took one too many nips at the sacremental wine?

Sweet Old Lady:Mr. Rather I don’t believe so….

Dan Rather: Listen Lady! I’m not going down over this! Is it possible?

Sweet Old Lady: Is it possible?

Dan Rather: Yes, damn it! Is it possible?

Sweet Old Lady: Well…

Dan Rather: Say it! Say it you old battle-axe! Say it! For all that is holy if you want to see your 87th birthday you’ll sayyyyyyyyyy it!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!

Sweet Old Lady: Yes, it’s possible. [Cameras go on] Lt. Col. Killian wrote these memos.

Dan Rather: There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Lt. Col. Killian’s own former secretary says they’re real. The truth will out. I’m Dan Rather. Courage.