Jack Cafferty is one of the most depressed men about town today….

CNN’s Jack Cafferty: “What should Karl Rove do if he is indicted?…He might want to, he might want to get measured for one of those extra large orange jump suits, Wolf, because looking at old Karl, I’m not sure that he’d, they’d be able to zip him into the regular size one.” CNN’s Wolf Blitzer: “He’s actually lost some weight. I think he’s in pretty good shape.” Cafferty: “Oh, well then, maybe just the regular off the shelf large would handle it for him.” Blitzer: “But, you know, it’s still a big if. It’s still a big if.” Cafferty: “Oh, I understand. I’m, I’m just hoping you know. I love, I love to see those kinds of things happen. It does wonders for me.” — CNN’s The Situation Room, October 17, 2005.