Here are two of my favorite renditions of the song beloved by the Irish (even though โ€” heh โ€” it was written by an English lawyer). From the Muppets and Millerโ€™s Crossing.

I donโ€™t mean to offend, of course. But even if I did we all know how peace-loving the Irish are on St. Paddyโ€™s Day. I kid, I kid. I kid because I love.

(I hope Andy McCarthyโ€™s away from his computer).