One of the more irritating aspects of contemporary life is the way in which phrases, words or ideas are drained of all meaning lest they give someone, somewhere โ€œoffenseโ€. Hereโ€™s a recent example from Georgia:

โ€œThe stateโ€™s school superintendent has proposed striking the word evolution from Georgiaโ€™s science curriculum and replacing it with the phrase โ€œbiological changes over time.โ€

The only thing more ridiculous than this decision has been Jimmy Carterโ€™s response:

โ€œFormer President Jimmy Carter had harsh words for the change on Friday, calling it an embarrassment and saying it exposes the state to nationwide ridicule.โ€

Hmm, before Jimmy Carter starts condemning embarrassments that expose his state to nationwide ridicule, he should do one thing first.

Walk over and take a look in a mirror.