Some mature ways to protest today

It’s Bush’s party and you can cry if you want to. Or you can crash it. True to the left’s polymorphic ethos, there are plenty of ways to rain on the president’s parade, from anarchists hoping to reprise their egg-throwing assault on his limo in 2001 to more liberal-minded folk who are calling on people to simply “Turn Your Back on Bush” in silent indignation. Not to be confused with “Turn Your Cheeks on Bush,” a/k/a “Critical A**,” an open call to moon Bush’s motorcade as it whips by…