I should have expected the torrent of email. A few examples:

Jonah, Go with “Beat Down in Bronco Town.” Denver is like purple. No rhymes.

And:

How about:
The Big Lie from Mile High; or
Dems vie at Mile High
Can’t think of anything that rhymes with Colorado.
“Unrest in the West” might work
Nothing usable rhymes with rockies.
And: But we can call them “The Freaks on the Peaks.”

And:

If Sen. Ted Kennedy hadn’t fallen ill, “The Bender in Denver” might
have worked.
Loved the book, by the way. Congratulations on its success.

And:

Or, considering the healing they need to do with die-hard Hillary supporters, how about: The Denver Gender Mender?