The CNN opinion website has a piece by one Katynka Z. Martínez lamenting the fact that — OMG! — you have to pay to go to college.

That’s not the worst thing about the piece, though. The worst thing is the byline.

Katynka Z. Martínez is an assistant professor in the department of Raza Studies at San Francisco State University . . .

And you still don’t think We Are Doomed?