From Derb Radio, coming later today:

Columbia President Lee Bollinger offered a respectful invitation to the Mad Midget of Mullahdom, and the invitation was respectfully accepted. That makes Columbia friendlier to the IED-planters of Iran than it is to the U.S. military, which is not permitted on campus. I just hope Ahmadinejad’s people will brief him properly on topics he absolutely must not try to raise when addressing an American university audience: illegal immigration, innate differences between men and women, affirmative action leading to high dropout rates, inflammatory stuff like that. Stick with the safe topics, Mahmoud, the ones they all agree with you about: The wickedness of the U.S.A., the evil nature of the Bush regime, the complete lack of evidence for any so-called “Holocaust,” Islam’s message of peace and brotherhood, the need to wipe Israel off the map—all the non-controversial stuff.