I favor the death penalty, preferably by some slow, gruesome, and excruciating method, for the maufacturers and users of that type of padded envelope that, if you tear it open, showers you, your clothes, your furniture, and your lunchtime sandwich with fibrous gray stuffing. If anyone starts a petition, I’ll sign it.
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Mr. Derbyshire is a former contributing editor of National Review.
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