Yeah, yeah, I know, the sound quality is terrible. ! have fired my entire crew of sound engineers and am looking for replacements. Resumes to National Review, please. You have to admit, at least, it was a bit more genteel than Bob Geldof yelling GIVE ME YORR *@!%&$* MONEY.

Hilbert is resting after his first TV appearance. Fan mail for Hilbert should also be directed to NR.

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