I can’t remember a recent time when I completely ignored a pop-culture phenom as much as I have ignored American Idol–voting controversies and all. I’m not immune to the whole reality-TV thing: I watched the first season of The Bachelor, Rocco reeled me in for most of the first round of The Restaturant…but Idol I’ve escaped. I’d ask if John Derb has been watching, but isn’t it opposite O’Reilly? That would kill it in his house, I imagine.