This story almost sounds like it came out of The Onion … but it’s all too true. Seems that a high school band from Paris, Texas, came to Dallas last weekend to put on a “Salute to World War II” halftime show. The program included flags and national anthems of major combatants in the war … which meant that some students marched and waved the Nazi Germany standard, while the band played “Deutschland Uber Alles.” And all this happened on — wait for it — Rosh Hoshana. The ignoramus band director has apologized, and the Dallas ADL chief has said the matter is closed. But sheesh, can you imagine the stupidity that went into that programming decision? Did it occur to no one at that high school that it might not be a good idea to celebrate Nazi Germany in song and dance?