(Sorry I got the Inquisition song from History of the World Part One caught in my head). Jihadi Muslims vexed by the ancient quandry, Show we kill the Jews or convert them? My only question is, if Jews can be converted, can apes and pigs?

While the Palestinian Authority may come down clearly on the side of killing Jews for divine Islamic reward, other Muslims think converting Jews is even better. Although, they’ll agree, killing Jews is still good.
Speaking on Saudi Arabia’s Iqra TV last month, Sheikh ‘Aed Al-Karni expounded:
“The Prophet Muhammad, as is said in the Hadith [post-Koranic instructions for behavior and belief – ed.], sent Ali to the Jews – to the Jews, the brothers of apes and pigs – to fight them. Ali, being so brave and daring, thought he was sent to behead them. The Prophet Muhammad told him that it was better to guide them to the righteous path than to kill them….”