I suppose this is uncharitable, but the Palestinians really are pathetic. The latest front in their liberation struggle is to make crank calls to the West Bank equivalent of 911, accounting for 50 to 60 percent of call volume. Except instead of coming up something clever, or even juvenile (“Hey, I’m looking for Amanda Huggenkiss!”), the best these losers can come up with is to curse the Israeli operator’s mother or sister.

A little more imaginative are the Palestinian protesters who dressed up as Na’vi from Avatar to protest against the Zionist sky people.