NRO conducted a quick survey of average Americans to guage the public’s response to the news that Senator Dodd is running for president.

Who? 74%

Chris Dodd is alive? 9%

President of what? 6%

Aw, that’s cute. 4%

Has he been hitting the bars with Teddy K. again? 2%

No, seriously? 2%

Sweet, Bush can run for a third term and beat that guy. 2%

Yes! Yes! Yes! He’s the answer to America’s problems! And, he’s a great kisser. Less than 1%