The Today Show this morning seems to be blaming the CDC teen oral-sex numbers on abstinence boosters. George Bush’s name didn’t come up, but….

But rewind 15 years ago. Didn’t teen magazines always have write-ins to advice columns? “My friends tell me you can’t get AIDs from oral sex. Is that true?” As attractive as blaming people who peddle abstinence (re: common sense), I don’t know that it works here.

And I’m totally resisting the urge to blame the Clintons. See how mature I am?