Watched the debate in repeat late last nite from the bottom of a deep happy

well, having spent the previous 3 hrs scarfing down a Chinese New Year

banquet with lots of that clear Chinese liquor you can use for cleaning out

grease traps.

Let’s see: Edwards knows squat about Islam, Clark is agnostic about whether

my President is a “deserter,” Sharpton doesn’t know what the Federal Reserve

Board is, Kucinich wants to pay my kids’ college fees (you know, from out of

that big brass-bound chest in the White House basement, the one labeled

GOVERNMENT MONEY), Dean has a cold, Kerry served in Vietnam, Lieberman

mnghhh.

Please don’t make me write about the debate Kathryn.