Another reader seems to think that one way that Aage could get round his legal difficulties is to prepare ‘special’ pizzas just for French and Germans. They could, he suggests, be topped with “all the weird crap they eat over there”.

Well, maybe, but let’s face it – a lot of that “weird crap” (the reader’s list includes liverwurst, sauerkraut and snails) is quite delicious. If Aage really wants to discourage French and German customers, why not offer them something American. Doctor Pepper should do the trick.

Of course, that will scare off the Brits, the Vilnius Ten and everyone else too.