A Thomist Corner reader responds to the earlier Oklahoma! parody from a Heatherite Corner reader:

“Mr. Derbyshire—Nice parody, but it’s unfortunate your last reader doesn’t know Ockham better. O-o-o-ckham’s Razor! More than any rule misunderstood; Because scholasticism Aand nominalism Are so infrequently taught in your ‘hood! O-o-o-ckham’s Razor! Don’t multiply beyond necessity. But only a clod Thinks this rules out God, Who’s not subject to the world’s contingency! Since God’s only addressed in revelation, Natural reason may as well take a vacation. Because you seeee, Hey! It’s medieval ontologeeee, Hey! We’re only saying God’s doing fine by Ockham’s Razor! Ockham’s Razor, O.K.!”