This took effort:

I’ve re-written the CCR lyrics to best fit NRO:Early in the mornin’ just about F-POD time, Over at the NRO some great thoughts you will find. Derb is at The Corner trying to bring you down. Jonah posts a timewaster and productivity hits the ground. CHORUS: Down at The Corner, out in cyberspace, K-Lo and the NRO-boys are postin’; Bring your keyboard, it’s the place! K-Lo hits the keyboard and people just got to smile, Jonah, thumps the liberals and links to his latest G-file. J-Pod warns of Hillary, and pushes Rudy, too. K-Lo says no way, J-Pod, “my Mitt” will shine on through. CHORUS: Down at The Corner, out in cyberspace, K-Lo and the NRO-boys are postin’; Bring your keyboard, it’s the place! You don’t need to be “con”, just to hang around, But if you are a liberal, reality can be found Over on The Corner with K-Lo and the boys. People logon from all around to read and to enjoy. CHORUS: Down at The Corner, out in cyberspace, K-Lo and the NRO-boys are postin’; Bring your keyboard, it’s the place!