Subject: Ashamed
After reading your plea for financial survival, you have shamed me into doing the honorable. Sadly, I’m one of the masses that has milked this cow for an embarrassingly long period of time. And I know that I’m not the first to admit guilt and grovel in this manner. Be assured that I’ll be hitting-up my brother soon, as we’ve enjoyed and debated your articles for quite some time… I’m sure that I’ll be able to humiliate him….