I’m pretty sure I said this last year around this time, but I see no reason not to repeat myself on such a weighty issue. I hate these omnipresent TV commercials from Kay Jewellers. I don’t know if it’s a nationwide chain or not. But the tagline is “Every kiss begins with Kay.”

Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but if every kiss begins with a bauble from Kay, then you’re either dating, or married to, a whore.