Mark [Steyn]: Perhaps those barred from entry to the Sceptred Isle because their “standards and values” aren’t in line with Jacqui Smith’s (what a give-away that first name is, by the way! the surprise is, that she doesn’t spell it “Jacquee”) — perhaps these undesirables could form an exclusive club. There are already two founder members: Geert Wilders and Michael Savage. That’s a club I’d be proud to join.

Considering some of the people the U.K. does let in, an old Monty Python sketch comes to mind.