I just spotted the following ad in the “Help Wanted” columns of the Gaza Daily:

“Our dynamic, forward-looking organization has recently lots its CEO under

tragic circumstances. Applications for this position are invited. The

successful candidate will be highly motivated, able to inspire and incent a

large, keen young workforce, and sufficiently agile to evade

helicopter-fired explosive ordnance. Religious credentials a plus. Please

send full resume to Bunker 4A, Sword-of-the-Jew-Slayer Street, Gaza,

Palestine.”