On this week’s installation of The Charles C. W. Cooke Podcast — which, for the first time ever, is diametrically striped — I talk about my absurd sporting superstitions; read emails from listeners about their strangest game-day habits; and talk to Andy McCarthy about whether we should abolish the FBI — and, if not, how we should reform it.

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