I’m here today to tell you, Cornerites, that I’m sinistromanual — and proud. And so I resent Deb’s link today to a study suggesting that left-handedness is a “form of cognitive impairment.” I understand that you legacy-handers fear that which you don’t understand; lefties have, after all, faced centuries of oppression. But believe me when I say that most of us are Professor X and not Magneto — we want nothing more than a peaceful coexistence, and an acknowledgment, of course, of our indisputable superiority.