1) Okay, stop e-mailing me. I get it. Dalton from Road House went to NYU, not Harvard. Thank you for the all-important correction. By the way, I thought Dalton was dead.

2) I don’t know why some of you are determined to demonstrate to me that Star Wars ROTS is too a big hit. I never said it wasn’t a big hit. It’s a mega-hit. So what? So were the Matrix sequels, and they were as bad as movies can be. What I said was that (as was true with the Matrix sequels) the second-week box-office falloff was very significant, an indicator of a lack of enthusiasm among its audience. You don’t want to take my word for it? Here’s Gitesh Pandya of boxofficeguru.com: “The concluding chapter of the Anakin trilogy has been depreciating at a slightly faster pace than its predecessor Episode II from 2002.” That means it is doing worse at this point than Attack of the Clones, which even Star Wars geeks agree was a low point in the history of everything. So stop e-mailing me about this, because it really doesn’t make sense for you guys to act as defensive linebackers for George Lucas, who doesn’t deserve you.