And I’m not describing the apparatus around Louie Farrakhan’s head. A reader informs me:

The suits have rigged the system to prevent you from getting the credit you deserve. I tried to subscribe as you urged (JamesCosmo) and was instantly defeated. The first name field on the subscription app won’t allow more than JamesCos. Bummer!
I guess it’s Jameson’s direct.

But I assume, like James Kirk besting the Kobayashi Maru war game, you people will figure something out if you really try!