K-lo’s link this morning

about Jane Fonda joining George Galloway on a national speaking tour

about W’s failures in New Orleans immediately screamed out “April

Fool.” Throw in Eve Ensler, and I was searching snopes.com,

completely convinced it wasn’t true. Amazing just how weird the truth

can be.

Meanwhile, before Baghdad George and Hanoi Jane book adjoining rooms,

he should be forced to sit through, as I did last night,

“Monster-in-Law.” My wife wanted to see it because Jane’s character

has spectacular homes in L.A. and Santa Barbara, and she wanted

decorating ideas. I’m serious, that’s how things get done around

here. And the homes are indeed spectacular, while unfortunately the

movie itself is completely devoid of any appeal. I’m standing firm at

my previous lifetime count of Independent Moments During Which I Was

Entertained by Jennifer Lopez: zero.