Twenty-four of the funniest reviews ever posted to the Internet.

The tactical order of dressing: an illustrated guide (as taught to military and emergency personnel).

Let’s rank every X-Man ever. In a similar vein, here are all of the Godzilla kaiju (wiki).

The Pentagon is dead serious about its fake zombie apocalypse plan.

If Game Of Thrones characters were drawn by Disney.

A brief history of the Salem Witch Trials, which started in May 1692.

ICYMI, Thursday’s links are here, and include the meanings behind beer-label symbols, what each state Googles more than any other state (what’s up with Texas and herpes, anyway?), and finalists for the best optical illusions of 2014.