I’m stuck with a delayed flight in Toronto, so I’m missing out on all the wild drinking and carrying-on no doubt planned at Heritage and Numbers USA and elsewhere. But since this is Canada I saw a tourism ad you wouldn’t see south of the 48th Parallel (or the Great Lakes, anyway): A smiling family at the beach, with the tagline “Cuba Si, Friendly and Diverse.” Besides the incongruity of selling a commie dump as a vacation destination (and believe me, I know from commie dumps), who looks for “diverse” when choosing a beach to lie on? Maybe the folks up here have become so marinated in multiculturalism that “diverse” just means “good” or “desirable”.