that’s it: K-Lo for President! I’ll be a relatively predictable National Review conservative. And Andrew knows well I never mind when people criticize my friends! Heck, uh, I sometimes am happy to throw the knife myself. Can you imagine my list of SCOTUS picks? (What’s that Andrew? You’re thinking about that last question and have now decided you’re supporting my opponent, Nurse Bloomberg? What’s that, Derb? You too?)

What did I just write? Running for president? I’m going to go back to work now.