In yesterdayโs Impromptus, I recalled a terrorist incident from 1982: The Abu Nidal people, probably, attacked Goldenbergโs delicatessen in the Marais district of Paris. They killed six people, including two American tourists. More than 20 other people were injured. Just a dayโs work, or a momentโs work, you know.
Well, I have a letter from a reader, which I just canโt resist sharing with you. The 1982 incident was grim, but the letter is gay, recalling events from long before. (Sometimes I miss the old use of โgay.โ Sometimes it really is le mot juste. But now โ gone with the wind.) (There used to be a golf champion named Gay Brewer.)
Okay, the letter:
I was living in a cheap pension in the Latin Quarter that filled up with American college students in the summer. One Sunday, I was talking to a couple of American Jewish girls and I told them about Goldenbergโs on the rue des Rosiers. They didnโt really believe that Paris had a delicatessen, so I offered to show them.
Two amusing memories of that day:
We were eating lunch at Goldenbergโs and a woman at the next table heard us speaking English. She turned and asked us, in a strong New York accent, โSo, youโre Americans?โ We confirmed that we were. (Remember, now, Paris was known as the culinary capital of the entire world.) She then said, โIsnโt this place wonderful? Itโs like an oasis in the desert!โ
Okay, hereโs the second story, the second memory, though that oneโs hard to top:
After lunch, we bought some bagels and asked about cream cheese. The waiter said that the closest thing in France to cream cheese was a product called Samos 99, which we could buy at the laiterie just up the street. When we arrived there, the woman behind the counter was talking to a customer, and they were speaking Yiddish. I asked in French for Samos 99, and she snapped, โWe donโt have it.โ
As unlikely as it may seem, I had learned passable Yiddish while serving in the Air Force, stationed in Arkansas. A housemate had a mother who sent him clippings from the Jewish Daily Forward. So, I switched to Yiddish and said, โBut they told us at Goldenbergโs that we could buy it here.โ The women looked startled โ I look about as Gentile as itโs possible to look โ and she said, โWhat did you ask about again?โ I said, โSamos 99.โ
She turned around, plucked it off the shelf, and handed it to me.
Life can be beautiful, when extremists, whose oxygen is hate, arenโt trying to kill you.






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